Morning Sex
No, I do not wanna fuck you in the morning. I just woke up, don’t fucking touch me. I gotta take a piss, I’m hungry, now I got fuckin zombie dick breath and so do you. I don’t want that shit in my face. Not this morning. Enjoy your morning wood in the shower, cause I’m not joining you in there either. That’s me time. Me time.
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
Oh.
omg check this out http://www.tumblr.com/reblog/50297897119/WGtwpnwq
